If you lose your Khakis in Texas, it means you can't find your pants.

Captured by Indians tied to a stake the Indians went to gather wood to burn him he called Silver his trusty horse over whispered in his ear the horse galloped off toward town a while later his horse returned carrying a beautiful naked blonde the Lone Ranger yelled out I said posse

Because it’ll always be On the rocks.

It wasn't that great. One star.

Mustard Point.

But after the boss saw everyone's reaction when someone hit it by mistake, the sign was changed to say "panic button"

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

were named Brody, Kenny, Conrad and Dominic. On a night out with with thier dad, they asked how they got thier names. The dad replied "The answer is simple. Take the first three letters of you names and put them together".

They set a test having checked the questions can't possibly have dirty answers. The class does the test and they look at Johnny's answers, and can't see any problems. So they read out the questions and get one of the good students to read out her answers. Question A: A person who sells tickets for a show Question B: A word for a rich or upper class person. Question C: The way a general might begin a speech The good student responds: A: Box Office Attendant B: Billionaire C: Troops! So she asks Little Johnny to do the same. He says A: Tout B: Toff C: Men!

I picked up a girl at the bar the other day. She took me back to her house where things got hot and heavy very quickly. I bent her over the kitchen table and started going at it when suddenly we heard the front door open. "Oh shit, it's my boyfriend ! " she exclaimed "Quick, use the backdoor" . Now it's at about this time I probably should have left but you just don't get an offer like that every day.

Ghee-hee!